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'Aww, c'mon, man, you can at least take a few dollars for saving my life.'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

A vampire in a canoe.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Desert Island Fantasies

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

Desert Island Inmate

"Gah! Too many people!"

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Turkey on the run.

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

Chef Surprise, Wild Lion Safari!

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

'It's Fanshaw, I tell you. I'd recognise that silly grin anywhere.'

'Relax! It's a bottomless pit!'