Escape From Danger Mugs

'Aww, c'mon, man, you can at least take a few dollars for saving my life.'

"If you could be in any cubicle, which one would it be?"

A vampire in a canoe.

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Desert Island Fantasies

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"I took the road less traveled. Now I have no bars."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

"I gotta go. I see an opening in the maelstrom."

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

Desert Island Inmate

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

"I'll drill a hole in the side and we'll be FREE!!"

"Gah! Too many people!"

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Turkey on the run.

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

The last minutes of Abu Prishniad, amateur snake charmer.

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

'Here he comes!... Hide the file!'

You're moving to Canada to avoid getting married? Canada border. I'm not the marrying type. I can't be tied down. I'll feel trapped, ornery, mean and I can't cook! Mexico's lovely this time of year. Hide me in your basement.

"Quiet Smithers... I thought I heard something."

'It's Fanshaw, I tell you. I'd recognise that silly grin anywhere.'

'Relax! It's a bottomless pit!'