Escape Mugs

A vampire in a canoe.

Dreaming of a Desert Island.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

Turkey on the run.

'Freedom at last! Blue sky...hot sun...the smell of sea air...'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

Sorry honey, I need to fulfill my life-long dream of living in the forest.

"Gah! Too many people!"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

Crib Escape

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Desert Island Fantasies

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Tweaking the CV.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'