Mental Escape Mugs

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

A vampire in a canoe.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Jars containing a Brain and a Brain Fart.

Desert Island Fantasies

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Sweet Jailbreak

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

Desert Island Inmate

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

"Could you give me just a moment to quietly stir my coffee and pretend my world isn't about to come crashing down around me?"

"Gah! Too many people!"

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Turkey on the run.

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

"I found your contact lens."

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

An asylum seeker draws a door on a fence that keeps her in.

For use in case of wrongful arrest.

You're moving to Canada to avoid getting married? Canada border. I'm not the marrying type. I can't be tied down. I'll feel trapped, ornery, mean and I can't cook! Mexico's lovely this time of year. Hide me in your basement.

'What other options do I have besides Chapter 11 and Tibet?'

Meditation Class.

Dreaming of a Desert Island.