Mindful Escape Artist Mugs

Meditation Class.

Person thinking 'I have to get out of here...'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

Tweaking the CV.

Crib Escape

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

Chairmen of the Bored

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Desert Island Fantasies

I'm worried about Uncle Mort. He's still in jail for refusing to reveal his secret source? Not just that. It's his relationship with Sadie. I feel like … What? She says she wants him back, but I'm not sure. Why would you say something like that? Your sweetie made you a saw with a cake in it. Oooh.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

"I'd like to point out yet again...there is no napping in meetings."

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Fox hunting.

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'