'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'
Therapy Escape Artist Mugs
Start their day with a dose of humor and inspiration with mugs designed for the therapy escape artist. Perfect for coffee or tea breaks, these mugs remind them to take a moment and breathe.
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
Leave your troubles in the bubbles
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"
"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."
"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...
Crib Escape
Desert Island Fantasies
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Tweaking the CV.
"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
Chairmen of the Bored
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'
Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
Therapy Escape Artist Mugs Collection
Therapy Escape Artist Pillows
Find playful pillows that add a cozy touch to unwind and recharge—ideal for therapy rooms or comfy corners at home.
Therapy Escape Artist Prints
Decorate with prints that celebrate resilience and creativity—helping turn any space into a sanctuary of calm and humor.
Therapy Escape Artist T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that put a humorous spin on mental wellness—great for casual wear and reminding them to keep a light heart.