Mental Escape Gifts

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

A vampire in a canoe.

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Desert Island Fantasies

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Sweet Jailbreak

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

'Will that be for here or to go - and if it's to go, can you take me with you?'

"Could you give me just a moment to quietly stir my coffee and pretend my world isn't about to come crashing down around me?"

'And thank you for a lovely evening!'

Desert Island Inmate

"You'll catch her if you're quick. She made a dash for the back door."

"Someday I'll leave this all behind and return to the wild."

"Gah! Too many people!"

'I won't be coming to see you again. I've purchased a therapeutic mattress.'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Turkey on the run.

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

For use in case of wrongful arrest.

An asylum seeker draws a door on a fence that keeps her in.

'What other options do I have besides Chapter 11 and Tibet?'

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

Meditation Class.

Dreaming of a Desert Island.

The train pulled away. He'd made it! Clive was free at last to pursue his true interest: Mnemotechnics.