Prison for people who lack imagination.
Mental Escape Artist Gifts
Searching for a gift for a mental escape artist—someone who loves delving into creative worlds and escaping reality? Our collection features witty, inspiring items that celebrate their love for mental adventures. From playful decor to clever apparel, find something that sparks their imagination and makes their escape even more fun.
"Could you give me just a moment to quietly stir my coffee and pretend my world isn't about to come crashing down around me?"
'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'
Leave your troubles in the bubbles
"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."
"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"
"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."
"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."
"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."
"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."
"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."
'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'
Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.
"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"
"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."
'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'
The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...
Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!
Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman
Desert Island Fantasies
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
Chairmen of the Bored
Crib Escape
Tweaking the CV.
"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."
"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."
'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'
Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.
Wishing Well
An office worker daydreams about a new poster.
"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."
'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'
'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'
Mental Escape Artist Gifts Collection
Mental Escape Artist Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for mental escape artists—quirky, inspiring, and perfect for starting their day with a burst of creativity.
Mental Escape Artist Pillows
Discover playful pillows that inspire mental escapes—ideal for making any space more inspiring and cozy.
Mental Escape Artist Prints
Browse our inspiring art prints perfect for mental escape artists—bring a touch of whimsy and creativity to their walls.
Mental Escape Artist T-Shirts
Check out our witty t-shirts for mental escape artists—fun, creative designs that celebrate their love for imaginative adventures.