Mental Escape Artist T-Shirts

Prison for people who lack imagination.

"Could you give me just a moment to quietly stir my coffee and pretend my world isn't about to come crashing down around me?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"I won't be in today. I've decided to live off the land."

"My boss had security escort me out of the office today. I'm worried this means I won't be getting a bonus."

'This chart shows how much time we waste every day looking at charts.'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"Sorry, I'm preaching again. Why don't we pause for a moment while I pass around the collection plate."

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

The ride with the shortest lines at disneyworld...

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Desert Island Fantasies

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

Chairmen of the Bored

Crib Escape

Tweaking the CV.

"Sorry I'm late. Traffic was fine. I just don't like any of you and don't want to be here."

"It's safe to close your eyes and relax...these meetings are safety equipped with front and side airbags."

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

Wishing Well

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

'I've been thinking about quitting, but it's the only thing that gets me out of the house.'

'As usual, I'm right on time. My internal alarm clock always wakes me just as theses meetings are over.'