Escaping Mugs

After a lengthy effort, you finally see a light at the end of the tunnel!

Ballon's Freedom

'While your thoughtful analysis is always appreciated, I'd rather see you grab a spoon and help dig.'

"And, little by little, over the next ten minutes, he was able to dig his way to freedom."

Stress Prison - The fictional jail you imagine being sent to so you can catch up with Netflix and reading.

What have you been reading so intensely? A fast-paced thriller called Hooked. I love getting caught up in a book. I love the feeling of being lost in a world. In particular, I love escaping to someplace where you do not exist at all. This is an odd sort of book review. With a good book, I am free from you for hours.

No caption (A bird escapes his burning cage by using a fire escape).

You're moving to Canada to avoid getting married? Canada border. I'm not the marrying type. I can't be tied down. I'll feel trapped, ornery, mean and I can't cook! Mexico's lovely this time of year. Hide me in your basement.

Desert Island Inmate

'I know what you mean. It's like, inside there's this happy, attractive, thin, fun person just dying to get out.'

"Goodbye prison, hello 24/7 work culture!"

Worker escapes his cubicle by climbing a beanstalk.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

A vampire in a canoe.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'I grew sick of Madison Avenue,so I quit,bought the bar and never looked back.'

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Tweaking the CV.

Crib Escape

Desert Island Fantasies

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'