Escaping Cycles Mugs

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

A vampire in a canoe.

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

"My husband is taking me on a cruise, so I’m looking for a book that will help me forget that I’m on a cruise with my husband."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

"You had the power to leave all along - just click your heels three times, grab your coat, and sneak out without saying goodbye."

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Ostrich's head buried into a pile of sand containing a woman

Undignified Exits of the Planet World: Geronimo!

Crib Escape

Tweaking the CV.

Desert Island Fantasies

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Fox hunting.

"Hide the file in one of your gluten-free cakes – so the guards won't eat it."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"My entire family's coming for the holidays."

Wishing Well

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Tsunami Evac Route

'Quite nice here, when the tide goes out.'

"Ambitions... to retire on full pay and just go fishing."

"If I could quit tomorrow, I'd be gone yesterday."

'Step on it, Larry.'

On Holiday

'Nah, the circus ain't what it used to be. It's got all fancy and hard since Circ de Something started.'

'I'm willing to relocate.'