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Skier and his dog.

'Or, you could just stay up here until another big televised trial comes along.'

"Ahhh... close enough."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Skiing.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"Why don't you just go and see this summer's feel-good movie?"

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"All the celebrities come here."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

Hey, come and check this out: I've stumbled upon Superman's Fortress of Solitude...

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

'Have you been working out?'

Skier flying past mountains

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.