Mountain Escapists Gifts

'Ski Boots, One Size, Fits None.'

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Skiing.

Holiday time.

First aid in mountains

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Happy Hour

Snowmobull

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Skier and his dog.

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"All the celebrities come here."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"We were thinking about the Himalayas this summer. On the other hand, there's something very special about Montauk."

Skier flying past mountains

'Have you been working out?'

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'Oh wise one - what is the secret to long life?'

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

"I'm referring you to a specialist."

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'When you said 'walkies'...'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

Fancy Wallpaper in a Cell

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Doctors at 'St. Bernard Hospital' wearing kegs.

Mountain Goat sees Mountain Goat Guru at peak.

'I came over 20,000 miles and all you can tell me is shit happens?'