Rescue Training Gifts

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Woman escapes with cats.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

Fetching some fuel.

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Litter.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

Search and Rescue

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Coastguard

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

Lifeboat

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.