Rescue Training Gifts

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Woman escapes with cats.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

'No JAMIE,you're NOT keeping any strays! Now GET rid of him and go wash up for dinner!...' / 'Sorry kiddo,i tried...'

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

Fetching some fuel.

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

Litter.

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

"Wow! I must be dreaming!"

'Mr Bluebeard is our safety officer.'

St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

"In the old days, we used to rescue real travellers. Now, we tend to rescue so-called adventurers and thrill-seekers..."

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

Lifeboat

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

Helicopter