Disaster Preparedness Trainer Gifts

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Natural Disasters

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

'Relax. This is only a test.'

Hurricane damage to trees

Disasters

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

Climate Change Contingency House

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

Tornado Season in America.

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

Helicopter Rescues.

Alberta on fire

Risk perception/Risk assessment/Risk communication/Risk management

"Can you stop, now, Lord...for a while?"

"Thank God we're insured"