Disaster Preparedness Instructor Gifts

'Crisis Management Training'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Natural Disasters

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"I can see our house from here."

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

"We're going to have a post-flood economy to deal with."

Planning for flooding - 'Well, we'll cross that bridge when come to it.'

'Relax. This is only a test.'

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

Disasters

Hurricane damage to trees

Lesser Known Active Volcanoes.

"We'll cross that bridge when we come to it!"

'It's a 'while you were out' message... This should be interesting.'

'Have you filed an environmental impact statement for this flood?'

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

Japan Disaster: Japanese fighting Nuclear Grim Reaper.

Climate Change Contingency House

Good News/Bad News: Crisis Control Center

Goldfish Insurance: " We must insure against a deluge of BIBLICAL proportions. . ."

'Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today!'

Extraterrestrial kicks rocks on his planet, which turn into meteors crashing to earth.

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

News: Flash Floods

Tornado Season in America.

"On the other hand, voting to fund disaster relief would violate my conservative principles."

Lady leaving a crisis management office past an emergency panic button.

"Got it!"

You Can't Escape Zombies in a Canoe

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