Rescue Techniques Pillows

Bob learned an important lesson that day. Dog helps those who help themselves.

Dog Dreams

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

SPCA: USED CATS AND DOGS

"He was a rescue."

Litter.

"You stop it, now!"

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Coastguard

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Lifeboat

Helicopter

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Oh - It's you.'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

"Never mind the cat! There's a squirrel stuck in a rainspout over on Lang Road!!"

"The Catlich Maneuver"

Firemen trying to rescue a monk from a burning monastery

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"So anyway, I found a worm on the path the other day and carried it to safety. Then I hear: 'Hey! I was heading the other way!"