Rescue Scenarios Pillows

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Happy Hour

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Arf! Arf!'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

The grim reaper racing a lifeboat to reach a drowning man

Runs-With-Scissors Boy - Part One

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Litter.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

Helicopter

Coastguard

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Lifeboat

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'Oh - It's you.'