Rescue Scenarios Pillows

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'I'm sick of this island, Bob! I'm sick of you! If we don't get rescued soon, I'm going to go INSANE!'

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Happy Hour

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Arf! Arf!'

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'Have you been waiting long?'

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'It's looking good this time: I've been here for six months and the kids haven't lost interest in me as yet...'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

St Bernard delivering teddy to avalanche victim

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Litter.

Coastguard

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Sorry, boss. . . Google also doesn't know where your missing person is. I have no idea where to look now. . ."

'I'm working a double-shift today...'

Lifeboat

'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'

Helicopter

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

'Oh - It's you.'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'