Surviving Pillows

The job will be done by Friday.

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Desert Island BBQ

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Emergency Phone.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

Office worker pushing a pile of papers on trolley.

Building a Shelter

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Now you can send it."

'Arf! Arf!'

I don't think we can survive here. There's little chance we can afford the taxes.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"