Survival Prepping Gifts

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Desert Island Meals.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Emergency Phone.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

Building a Shelter

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"Now you can send it."

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

Desert Island Mishap

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

S.O.S. vaccine

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.