Survival Prepping Prints

Preparing for the Apocalypse Line

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Desert Island Meals.

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Emergency Phone.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'We're all out of flu vaccine - how about something for anxiety...?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"We'd better stock up on TV snacks in the event of war."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Building a Shelter

"Now you can send it."

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"Yes, it's a safe: I was fed up with my winter provisions being raided by freeloaders!"

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Desert Island Mishap

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, I'm alone."

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"If the meeting goes on for longer than scheuled...I'm prepared!"

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.