Survival Skill Seekers Prints

Natural Cycles in the Office Environment

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

65 Million Years Ago

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

Building a Shelter

"Now you can send it."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Desert Island Mishap

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Saved...life is good!

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'I hate evolution!'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"