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Castaway uses a solar panel to watch TV.

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Desert Island Meals.

'Thank-you God.'

Desert Island BBQ

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Building a Shelter

"Now you can send it."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Desert Island Mishap

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Swiss Army Rescue Service. How can we help?'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'