Survival Prints

"Well, there goes our last coconut. Maurice! I hope you're satisfied."

Rescue rations.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

'Help! Send batteries for phone and laptop.'

'What'

'Like I said son, survival is all about location, location, location!'

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

"Look! Land! We're saved!"

"I'm just grateful we were able to turn our pants into shorts."

'What do you mean, you ate the survival manual?'

"Keep in mind that it was put there by the sharks."

What luck!

Searching for water in the desert.

'Wifi! Wifi! Wifi!. . .'

'Let's do something DIFFERENT today.'

"If you could eat only one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

"I hope this isn't another one of your experiments in limited government."

"I'd say my number-one issue is getting off the island, and then, after that, probably health care."

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

'I know it's a lot to ask, but we need you to go back out into the wilderness to cheat death one more time.'

Shark scaring man into mouth.

'LAND!'

"Have you been tested?"

'Looks like they finally figured out how to ferment coconut milk.'

Life is change

Inflatable Life Rafts: Change Only

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Oil! We're rich!"

"The food situation is good, but I'm afraid we've run out of magnets."

"And I was most disappointed with last sunday's offertory."

"Sorry, mate - I'm self-isolating."

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

'It's an application for village green status.'