Survival Story Prints

"I lost my way and wandered through this white hell for five days before your brave rescue dog found me and saved me from starving to death!"

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Thank-you God.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Desert Island BBQ

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Emergency Phone.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Saved...life is good!

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Scouts made this for me

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'No Jake, I don't want to watch you do it again.'

'Phone for help? Are you mad? Have you any idea how much it costs to use a mobile abroad?'

We don't have wi-fi.

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"No, I'm not building a raft. I'm building a double bed!"

"I don't know, what do you want to do today?"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

Emergency Pants