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'Well, it's an ill wind...I was just beginning to feel a D.V.T. coming on.'

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

'Have you been waiting long?'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I'll call you Friday, there's a one in seven chance that's the right day of the week.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

'What do you mean you lost the keys?'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"

Martin Gray.

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

"You been here long?"

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'It just hasn't been my day.'

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

'Hey,Fred- I can hear the sea!'

Snail in desert sees sign for shade trees.

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Castaway approach desert island which has 'No Loitering' sign

'Ol? everyone! I'm keeping the sunglasses for Hollywood!'

"This is really putting a crimp in my plan to live in the woods and survive off nothing but berries and grubs."

'I love you, but I have to keep moving or I'll suffocate and die.'

"It's a medical miracle that you made it through that last medical miracle."

"...I was just wondering Earl, could you do me another favor during high tide?"

"Finally, someone to gossip about."

Man on Deserted Island - stones spell out SOB.

"Any ideas? I'm terrible with cursive writing."

"You've reached '1-800-WATER-4-U.' Please leave a message."

"Come in guys....the water is so warm."

'I think I've solved the food problem, Al.'

Survivor Game

"You are already a winner and can now go forward to our grand draw"