Survival Show Enthusiast Mugs

"Oh boy! My favorite show. 'Survivor: Babysitter Edition.'"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

"We've got a problem."

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

Shipwrecked.

"And now Survivor Six...walking through your kid's room barefoot in the dark..."

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

Last mirage for the next 20 miles.

Man on desert island with a sail attached to two coconut trees.

'Now what?'

"The sign says you can swim to civilization from here, but that sounds unlikely."

'... And when Brad Pitt told you that it was this way to the waterhole, you didn't think that you may have been hallucinating?'

Hammock for Man on Desert Island with Single Tree

'Think about it: If you eat me now, you won't get an egg every day...'

"Professor, just how long did you say that evolution thing takes?"