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Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

"To succeed in business, you can't be weak. So to toughen you up, you'll be dropped off in the antarctic wearing only your underwear, and having only a butter knife."

'Looks like we lucked out.'

Desert crawler imagines bar called The Oasis

Flood

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"We've got a problem."

Parasol Drop on Desert Island

'Land, hooray!' 'Water, hooray!'

Impatient vulture ready to drop anvil on desert crawler.

Man with an axe approaches a palm tree on a desert island.

'It's for you!'

Ed had always despised fortune cookies.

"Bill, see if you can find water. Tony, see if you can find food. Roger, see if you can hit things really far with a stick."

New Orleans awaits the next Hurricane.

"Don't be selfish! - You know salt water plays havoc with my skin...!"

"No thanks, I prefer salmon."

'You and your 'Green shoots' - it's just another mirage.'

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

Slim-quik liquid diet box floats up to man stranded on a desert island.

Falling Coconut Zone. I can see this is going to be one of those days.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Arf! Arf!'

"Yes, I'm alone."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'