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'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Thank-you God.'

Ancient Racing

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Baby pram as a tank

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Desert Island BBQ

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Emergency Phone.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.