Survival Adventures Gifts

'Our mirage proves this part of the Sahara is still very French.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'Thank-you God.'

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Ancient Racing

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Desert Island BBQ

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Baby pram as a tank

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"It that it? I don't have my contacts in."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Emergency Phone.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Children have their campsite ruined by an assortment of farm animals.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Math Camp. I should have read the brochure more carefully before I signed up -- It says "Go on an add-venture and have sum fun"!

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.