Survivalist Gear Gifts

Looking for survivalist gear that combines humor, practicality, and a touch of fun? Our collection offers everything from clever mugs to bold t-shirts, pillows, and prints that speak to your adventurous and resourceful nature. Perfect for outdoor enthusiasts, prepper enthusiasts, or anyone who loves a good laugh in the face of adventure, these products make staying ready a little more enjoyable.

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"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

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Desert Island Meals.

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"I dunno, looks like a trap."

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'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.' mockup

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

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Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land. mockup

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

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'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!' mockup

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

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"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits." mockup

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

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Goldfish bowl on raft...

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"More rescue efforts, less screenplay." mockup

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

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'Arf! Arf!'

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"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..." mockup

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

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'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.' mockup

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

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"Yes, I'm alone."

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"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..." mockup

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

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"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..." mockup

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

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Desert Island Mishap

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'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...' mockup

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

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'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.' mockup

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

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"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in" mockup

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

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"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?" mockup

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

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'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.' mockup

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

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Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into. mockup

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

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"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

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"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?" mockup

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

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Help! Send fishing tackle!

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"We've got a problem."

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'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!' mockup

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

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'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!' mockup

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

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'Do you have to be so melodramatic?' mockup

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

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Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island. mockup

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

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Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure?? mockup

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

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Running out of Gas.

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Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit... mockup

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

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Island and man

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A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'. mockup

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

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Survivalist Gear Gifts Collection

Survivalist Gear Mugs

Want more survivalist humor? Check out our collection of mugs, perfect for everyday use or gift-giving for outdoor lovers.

Survivalist Gear Pillows

Make your space reflect your survivalist pride with our fun and stylish pillows, ideal for outdoor enthusiasts and prepper fans alike.

Survivalist Gear Prints

Decorate with our survivalist prints, designed to inspire and entertain with clever, outdoor-inspired artwork.

Survivalist Gear T-Shirts

Looking for a bold survivalist statement? Browse our t-shirts for rugged, witty designs that showcase your adventurous spirit.