Collecting Survival Gear Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for someone who loves collecting survival gear? Our range of witty and practical items captures the spirit of preparedness. Ideal for outdoor adventurers, prepper enthusiasts, or anyone dedicated to being ready, these products blend humor with functionality, making their hobby even more enjoyable. Whether for a birthday, holiday, or just because, find creative gifts that show you appreciate their readiness and passion for survival.

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"Stocks are up, led by sales of hazmat suits, emegency survival kits, electric generators, gas masks..."

"Stocks are up, led by sales of hazmat suits, emegency survival kits, electric generators, gas masks..." mockup

"Stocks are up, led by sales of hazmat suits, emegency survival kits, electric generators, gas masks..."

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'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.' mockup

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

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'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!' mockup

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

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"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits." mockup

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

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Goldfish bowl on raft...

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"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..." mockup

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

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"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..." mockup

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

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'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...' mockup

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

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Desert Island Mishap

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That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . . mockup

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

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'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.' mockup

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

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"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?" mockup

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

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"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper." mockup

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

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Soldiers' Ego

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Help! Send fishing tackle!

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"We've got a problem."

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'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!' mockup

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

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"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?" mockup

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

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'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!' mockup

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

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Clam Spearing

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Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island. mockup

Man on desert island using elastic to shoot him off the island.

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Watering can helmet.

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'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!' mockup

'Another invention? -- You are SUCH a geek!'

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Geekasaurus.

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Knight school.

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"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . " mockup

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

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"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons." mockup

"I'm realizing how useless I'd be in a post apocalyptic world - All I do is draw cartoons."

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"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear." mockup

"I have a whole closet full of running clothes I never wear."

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'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.' mockup

'And this war game comes with an AK 47.'

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'Wow, that shift almost got us.'

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'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!' mockup

'It's so frustrating -- all our coupons are expiring!'

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Shipwrecked.

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"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?" mockup

"This isn't just about the wolf anymore, is it?"

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Collecting Survival Gear Gifts Collection

Collecting Survival Gear Mugs

Explore our collection of survival gear mugs and find the perfect humorous or practical design to add to their morning routine.

Collecting Survival Gear Pillows

Check out our survival gear themed pillows, adding personality and comfort to any space inspired by outdoor and prepper adventures.

Collecting Survival Gear Prints

Browse our selection of survival gear prints—ideal for inspiring your favorite outdoor enthusiast or collector’s home or office.

Collecting Survival Gear T-Shirts

Discover our survival gear t-shirts, blending wit and adventure. Great for outdoor lovers and hobbyists who love to showcase their passion.