Survival Gearhead Gifts

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

Drool Marks

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

Desert Island Mishap

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'God's speed.'

Smile

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Idle parts

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

Biker At Museum

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'