Green Gearhead Gifts

'Six gallons of ethanol, three of it corn, two of it sugar cane and the rest cellulosic biomass.'

'It gives me more energy than five grande espressos.'

Rallying meets the environmental challenge

"e-Harley Hybrids"

Drool Marks

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'God's speed.'

Smile

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Idle parts

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

Biker At Museum

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

"YOU pass him on the left."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

You were fixing cars in your sleep again.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"Well, my paycheck barely pays the bills, I might need a second job, my wife is on my case, and my dad's in the hospital."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'