Survival Gearhead T-Shirts

"I like to see a man who's prepared, Remson!"

'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'

Drool Marks

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

Goldfish bowl on raft...

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"Hmm...I can see a best-selling book and a movie deal out of this..."

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

Desert Island Mishap

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'God's speed.'

Idle parts

Smile

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Not likely - the last time I went in one of those, it sank!'

Help! Send fishing tackle!

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

Biker At Museum