Survivalist Reader Gifts

Desert Island Books

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Arf! Arf!'

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

Prepper Dog

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

Island and man

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'

Starving explorer.

Desert crawler following water

"Now do you believe me?"