Survivalist Reader Gifts

Desert Island Books

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Arf! Arf!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"My dream is to have a little house and a white picket fence wired with explosives."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

Desert island dweller sinks in sand.

Prepper Dog

"Why can't we just have a normal home security system like the neighbours."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Tsunami Evac Route

"Look, we're all thirsty. You don't see me whining about it."

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Island and man

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Early detection was rarely helpful.

"Now do you believe me?"

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

'Stop! Wait 'til he finishes cleaning my teeth!'