Survivalist Comic Gifts

'Chuck, no! Keep circling. I love this part.'

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Desert Island Meals.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Problem Solving: Man rows desert island to land.

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

'Arf! Arf!'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'No, I didn't know it was hunting season - why do you ask?'

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

'I'm glad to see you've started building a boat.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

Doug reasoned that things could be worse...but just how much worse...he wasn't sure??

Island and man

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."

'You are here' sign on desert island.

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"If you got us lost ... I am so eating you first."

Early detection was rarely helpful.

Desert crawler following water

Starving explorer.

'Ready or Not here I come.'

Scare Doe

"Anyone know how to prepare sushi?"

"Now do you believe me?"