Aesthetic Explorer Mugs

'We need some sweet in reception - use this colour chart.'

A Suggested Reform in Ballet Costume

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Life on Earth - Nose trophies.

'Well, what seems to be the problem?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Feng Shui Department

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Mr Metrosexual.

Kid doing cave paintings

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Books / Coffee table books

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Mammoth Posing

Maria Sibylla Merian

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

Antiques

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

La Dame aux Camelias

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"We hired all the designers ourselves."