Aesthetic Explorer T-Shirts

'We need some sweet in reception - use this colour chart.'

The trick is to be thought of as artistic without having to create any actual art.

A Suggested Reform in Ballet Costume

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

Life on Earth - Nose trophies.

'Well, what seems to be the problem?'

'Cosmetic surgery.'

Feng Shui Department

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Kid doing cave paintings

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Mr Metrosexual.

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

Books / Coffee table books

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

Mammoth Posing

"How are the new lips feeling babe?"

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Jackson Pollock's brief career with the highway department

Oscar Wilde

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"Today we'll explore the origin of the cartoon universe. Also know as the 'Cartooniverse'."

"I can write, but I can't draw."

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

La Dame aux Camelias