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"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Clive Bell

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Face painting by numbers.

Football

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Underweird bras."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

Abstract expressionist face painting.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."