Aesthetics Adventurer Mugs

"A conundrum, rather than an outright mess, I think, Mrs Ellis..."

Clive Bell

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Culture Saturday

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Face painting by numbers.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Football

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

School of Art & Design. Looks like they're putting up an addition.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

She loved the sound her gown made when she ran

"Underweird bras."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

'Don't all look at me like that! What did you expect the face pack to do for me?'

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'Gerald was stripping some old wallpaper, and there it was - Leonard Da Vinci's lost fresco ‘The Battle of Anghiari'.'

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."