Stylistic Explorer T-Shirts

"Dad, you're so embarrassing! Your pants are ripped!"

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Those Were The Days

What price beauty?

Kid doing cave paintings

Girl in cow onesie.

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

"Do you have pants in XL?"

'I think I'm getting somewhere. On the way over I stopped to smell the flowers.'

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Western Outfitters.

""Stop fidgeting. This is supposed to be a still-life."

"I'll throw in a few extra pinstripes."

Mammoth Posing

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

"You're born, you deconstruct your childhood, and then you die."

Sign pointing to 'hindsight' and 'foresight'

Australian Mobile Bar

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

The Goal Post-Impressionists,

Antiques

Three cases of therapy-resistant low self-esteem

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 8)

'Cosmetic surgery.'

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

"I can write, but I can't draw."

"If I didn't worry all the time what would I do with myself?"

A Suggested Reform in Ballet Costume

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'