Sartorial Explorers Mugs

'I could use a trim.'

"This is daring, but I like it."

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

'Projectile painting.'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Underweird bras."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Shakespeare Quote

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Man in a Tuxedo

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"My year of dressing dangerously."

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Thong World.

"You look great."

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

One size fits all