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'I could use a trim.'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

"This is daring, but I like it."

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

'Projectile painting.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Underweird bras."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

Shakespeare Quote

"Keep heart Rexy boy... even if we strike out, we'll look damn good doing it."

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

Columbus discovers ... his feminine side.

Darwin's Evolving Statue.

Man in a Tuxedo

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

"May I make a wardrode suggestion, Harris."

"Can you de-schlump him?"

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

Clarence always halved lots of cargo.

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Great coaching is about emphasising the positive...."

Pirate trying to choose what to wear

'I'm looking for a business suit, in a color that will let me blend in.'

"After India, Emma was no longer the Emma that we used to know."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

Thong World.

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Barbershop customer's reflection mocks his haircut.

"You look great."

Lady Gaga

Butterfly Bow-tie.

"My year of dressing dangerously."