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"It was better before God took up knitting."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Dogs shaving

Hats and Food

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Scarf puts hat back on.

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Why giraffes hate winter

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Festive squad

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

"We couldn't find a sitter."

'You'll grow into it!'

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

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Christmas Hat Tree

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

A scalf of sloanes

"Mum, I've made a poodle-cat."

"CCCOOOLD!"

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'