Scarf Snazzy Stylists Pillows

You put your shirt on backward again, Bob.

"It was better before God took up knitting."

The Stat-shoe of Liberty.

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

Dogs shaving

Hats and Food

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

Why giraffes hate winter

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Festive squad

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Who did you have lick your hair?'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'You'll grow into it!'

"We couldn't find a sitter."

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

'You want the long, skinny rug in the hallway or a scarf?! What on earth are you talking about?'

"To prove I'm human, I check the box. It still won't let me in."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

Christmas Hat Tree

Nashville Peacock

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

"CCCOOOLD!"

'If you'd try dressing a little more conservatively, you might be able to get a job in the mainstream.'

A scalf of sloanes