Athletic Chic Pillows

Tennis

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Cristiano Ronaldo

There's a toxic cloud moving in our direction! Hurry! Teddy's home from sports camp. Ha. Ha. Ha.

I love tennis

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

'This must be the work clothes section.'

'OK. Sometimes, after games, when I'm all alone? I... I like to dress up in a NBA uniform.'

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

Show Mom You Love Her!

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

"I don't really follow sports. I just like how it looks."

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

Ladies in Lycra

'The used to be 'slippers', but now they're 'shoes for watching sports on TV'!'

Inactive wear

"With baseball, college football and pro football overlapping, the excitement is too much form him to handle."

"Musn't fetch...musn't fetch..."

'... 'Warm up before you take the mound,' I said. 'Stretch out,' I said...'

Tennis Cosmetic Surgery.

'Tragically, he wandered onto the discus portion of a track and field event.'

'I don't care how much they're paying you to endorse their shoes. Get rid of them!'

'I play a lot of sports.'

Richie McCaw

'It's the new goal keepers kit!'

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."

"Magritte Takes One High and Inside"

"I have my knee braces, ankle braces, wrist bands...did I forget anything?"

'Don't mess with that guy -- he's an athletic shoe!'

Fashionable Golfer