Sporty Yet Sassy Pillows

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

Football player taking the ball home.

Gopher underground hit by golf tee.

Level up your game with a MANicure.

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Proposal on a snowboard

'I think I am in love dad - she even understands the offside rule.'

"Does the phone in my back pocket make my butt look too big?"

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

"In other words homogenius."

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Tennis Doubles

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

"I used to monitor the watch. Now the watch monitors me."

"Can think of 14 reasons to leave you, plus your obsession with tennis."

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

'And for the sports minded. . . there's the £100 trip up to my flat.'

Tennis

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

"Have your people get in touch with my people."

"Parry Me!"

"Make it sassy, Jim."

"'Lone Wolf"? No babe, you've misread it: my online profile reads 'Love Wolf'!"

"He said the one word that drives women crazy...pickleball."

High heeled woman stepping on man's feet

Polly want a cracker? Sure. While you're up, get a life.

Trainers for actually playing sport in.