Athletic Yet Stylish Gifts

'Oh great, now I broke a nail.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Golf Clubs Underwater.

I love tennis

'You're never going to win any race in those platform shoes.'

"I agree, it is important to look good, but wearing high heels during a workout may be a little counter productive."

'I like to stay fit. Or at least wear a lot of lycra.'

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

'No doubt about it... serves are MUCH faster these days!'

"I don't know how Mom does it. I think I'm already getting a bunion."

Knickers, little peaked caps, gaily striped socks - it's all so chic!

'No, I don't like them, their shirts make me look fat.'

'Okay I'll admit you do look foolish but on positive side you were only one letter out!'

A Muscle checking out some shirts made for Muscles

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

'Why didn't you stop it?' - 'I didn't want to get my new gloves dirty.'

"Lucky devil, he's listening to the live Test Match commentary from Australia."

"I'm alright, it's my hair...I need more hairspray."

Ladies in Lycra

'The sport's still a mystery to me. I just found out that I look great in uniform.'

"Pipped for 3rd place - weighed down by those eyelashes."

"It's not a bike jersey - they're tattoos."

Tennis

Emergency Room: 'She can't get her bike shorts off!'

Tennis Cosmetic Surgery.

'I play a lot of sports.'

'I don't care how much they're paying you to endorse their shoes. Get rid of them!'

"I know nothing about yoga. I just like the pants."

'Don't mess with that guy -- he's an athletic shoe!'

Fashionable Golfer

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."