Style-savvy Friend Mugs

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Skeleton playing fetch.

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rap music

"I don't like your application."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'It was restored just last year, and changed from an abstract painting to a landscape.'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"I used to be a medium, but now I'm a large."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

Who are you?

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

We stock ALL sizes...

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

Rainbow skier

Warhol Exhibit

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

Chippunks

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

'Is that a wig?'

'A...B...C...D...E...' - Graffiti on classroom wall.

"Hang on - I've got an app for this. . ."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

"Sorry, your password must have at least nine characters, with both letters and numbers."

"Wow! I didn't even know Prada made pencil cases."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

"The doctors running late. Feel free to catch up on your binge watching in our waiting room."