Fashionista's Companion Mugs

Man clothes shopping with wife sees signs for Women's Changing Rooms and Men's Stress Counsellor

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Rap music

"I don't like your application."

"Nice haircut."

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'No. . . I'll never spend £400 on a haircut. . .'

"Do you have pants in XL?"

We stock ALL sizes...

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"Trust me, detainee orange is going to be huge this fall."

The girl with the sensible shoes.

Rainbow skier

Chippunks

Pizza London Eye

"How am I looking for my first day back at work?"

'Is that a wig?'

Why do men wear long short pants?

Romance in the Ocean

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

You always wanted a cute leather jacket

Sally and her fashionista friends get to me. Save our mall! Ignore them! Let's take your mind off them. Don't even think it! I know. Going shopping would be wring. Does ordering online count.

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"

'Call me a slave to fashion, but how do I get down from these without killing myself?'

"Here, try this on." "But mom, everyone's wearing three ply. I'll be a freak."

"I promise I won’t get upset. Just tell me why you chewed up her Chanel pumps."

'Of course it's more than we can afford - you want us to lose our image in the neighbourhood?'

"She shopped, but she never dropped."

Wrapping up trees.

Got anything in high definition?

'Uh Uh. No way am I sitting on those. That color is just wrong for me!'

The Island of Misfit Pants

Laurence Llewellyn Bowen.

This girl had a very faded top...

You may kiss the bride but be careful of her lip piercings.